EPIC MOVIE
As some might know, I work as a cinema projectionist and I like to go watch people’s responses to a film as they leave the cinema. In the case of Epic Movie, as I see all the disappointed and dissatisfied faces, I’m embarrassed to have been the person who has put the film on. I can only hope that the film-makers have some morality and feel even worse for this sludge.
Epic Movie is a spoof, similar to Scary Movie, Date Movie and the like, with one major flaw; it’s not funny.
While watching the movie in the cinema, it can be so tedious it’s more interesting to look around at everyone else and observe the sea of bland and bored expressions. So far I am yet to see anyone even slightly amused at this film.
It is an insult to the film industry that this film was ever put out to distribution. If I’d paid for a ticket, I’d have definitely demanded my money back.
Epic Movie deserves no points out of five. In fact deserves a negative for wasting peoples time and money, plus the taking of cinemas session which could be used for showing something decent.
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